YM SCANDAL

anne was
chatting on
her YM
when someone
named Marco Mist added her.

She accepted the invitation.

A nn cute:hus ds?
Marco Mist: di mo ako kilala?
Ann cute: di po e
Ann cute: cno po 2?
Marco Mist: sus kunwari ka pa
Ann cute: cno nga 2?!
Marco Mist: ann
Marco Mist: wag
Marco Mist: ka
Marco Mist: na
Marco Mist: magkunwari
Ann cute: kulit mo din noh?
Marco Mist: si marco to
Ann cute: cnong marco?
Marco Mist: ah so kinalimutan mo na ko?
Ann cute: cno ka ba tlga?!
Marco Mist: marco.
Marco Mist: Marco I. Melionza
Ann cute: Marco?!
Marco Mist: at last
Ann cute: OMG!
Ann cute: wag mo nga ako lokohin!
Ann cute: patay na si marco e!
Marco Mist: kaya nga e.
Marco Mist: miss na miss na kita ann
Marco Mist: miss na miss
Ann cute: hindi na to nkktawa
Ann cute: cno 2? jordan? mike?
Ann cute: wag nau kau mgkunwari!
Ann cute:
Marco Mist: ann ako nga to
Marco Mist: gus2 mo magwebcam pa ko?
Ann cute: cge ba

Marco turned on his webcam

An n cute: O
Ann cute: M
Ann cute: G
Marco Mist: kita mo na?
Ann cute: imposible!
Ann cute: nkita kitang nasagasaan!
Marco Mist: …
Ann cute: so hndi k tlga ptay?
Marco Mist: patay
Ann cute: wtf?!?!
Ann cute: linawin mo nga
Marco Mist: bumalik ako pra sau
Marco Mist: mhal prin kita ann
Ann cute: marco may bf na ko
Ann cute: si noel

Afte r that, Marco stopped replying and
his webcam was paused.

But Marco still hasn’t signed out.

Ann didn’t close Marco’s webcam just in
case Marco broadcasts again.

BU ZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!

Ann buzzed 2 times

Still no reply

All of a sudden Marco’s webcam was on
again

I t showed Marco, his head ed
open,
bleed ing, his whole body full of cuts
and open wounds.

Marco looked the et same way he did
when he was hit by a truck.

Ann froze in shock

All of a sudden Marco replied

M arco Mist: so hindi mo na ako mahal?

Ma rco signed out

Ann’s computer turned off by itself

Ann’s phone rang

Ann: Hello?
Jordan: Ann, bad news.
Ann: Ha? Ano?
Jordan: Si Noel.
Ann: Ano nangyari kay Noel?!
Jordan: Nasagasaan siya ng truck.
Ann: (cries)
Jordan: Hello? Ann?
Ann: Nasaan siya?
Jordan: Nasa ********.
Ann: Papunta na ko.
Jordan: Ok.

Ann went to ******** Hospital.

Jor dan leaded her to Noel’s hospital
room.

**the hospital name has been censored
for privacy**

Jordan: I think kailangan muna kita
iwanan dito.
Ann: Yah. Thanks ah.

Jorda n left Ann with Noel.

Ann : Noel, wag ka mawala. Dati si
Marco,
ngay on ikaw. Wag naman o.

Ann hears footsteps from outside.

She turns around.

To her shock, she sees a y Marco
standing there by the door.

Ann screamed.

Ann lost her consciousness.
Wh en Ann woke up, she was lying down
on
a hospital bed.

Ann: Ano nangyari?
Jordan: Hinimatay ka.
Ann: Wow.
Jordan: Akala nga namin kung ano na
nangyari sayo e.
Ann: Yeah. But, I think ready na ako
umuwi.
Jor dan: Sige. Tawagin ko lang si doc.

Jord an leaves.

Blood y Marco appears in front of Ann.

Marc o: Masaya ka na?
Ann: Ano ba Marco?!
Marco: Kung hindi mo ako kaya mahalin,
wala ka nang ibang mamahalin pa!
Ann: Marco patay ka na!
Marco: Pati si Noel!
Ann: Wala kang kwenta!
Marco: (laughs)

Marco disappeared and Ann started
laughing like crazy.

When Jordan returned with the doctor,
they were both shocked to see Ann,
laughing, trying to hurt everyone she
sees.

Since then, Ann has lost her mind and
got checked in a mental hospital.

Ann has never stopped laughing ever
since.
Marco has never forgiven Ann for
finding
a new guy.

And Marco has promised that anyone who
finds out about his story will suffer
the same fate as Ann…

…unless they pass the curse on to
other people with the title YM
SCANDAL

Inspiration Or Faith - Which Comes First?

Do you start out with faith in God or do you have to
be inspired to search for Him? Where does the inspiration to believe in
God come from? It seems everyone has an answer, but which answer is
right?

I believe it depends on who is asking the question. If you
are a person that is well grounded in your religious beliefs then faith
probably comes first. If you are searching for God, then perhaps you
need to be inspired to help you find your way.

I like to believe
that we are all inspired to find our faith in God. To me it is a
natural human instinct perhaps facilitated by an inborn genetic code or
gene. I like to believe that the inspiration to find God comes from the
Almighty Himself.

I think the inspiration comes from our need to
experience God’s grace, to find inner peace, and to develop a sense of
serenity. I think it comes from our need to seek God’s help in coping
with our problems. I think it comes from a desire to believe that there
is something more to our lives than the short span of our own
mortality. I think it comes from a need to be assured that there is a
Heaven.

Whatever inspires us to find our faith in God; the fact
is that we do have the need to believe. Most of us have to believe in a
higher power to make our lives tolerable. We want to have faith because
it helps us achieve inner peace of mind. We are inspired to have faith
because we want to succeed in our journey to find God.

May God
grant us the strength and the inspiration and the faith to succeed in
our search on a journey that never ends – the search to find God. ***

Arthur
Levine is the author of the Faith Patch Manual and The Magic Of Faith.
Please visit his Web sites to get inspired to continue your search for
God at: http://www.faith-patch.com and http://www.Faith123.com or his blog at: http://searchfor-god.blogspot.com.

The Top 5 Tips on how to be inspired from the Heart

There was a time when I didn’t feel inspired at
all and didn’t know how to be inspired. I felt
like my life had no direction and was frustrated
and didn’t know what to do. I was worrying about
not having inspiration and not being inspired.

You may find yourself experiencing the same
problems

I didn’t feel inspired at all and thought that I
would never feel inspired again, until I found
these top 3 tips of being inspired from the
Heart.

Before I share these tips with you, I would like
to look at what inspiration is.

Inspiration is a beautiful new fresh feeling
accompanied by fresh creative wonderful thoughts.

What does inspiration feel like?

When I feel inspired from my heart, I feel happy,
excited and experience a certain lightness and a
knowing that this is good or the right path. I
also feel that I have a lot of energy and feel
focused.

What are thoughts of inspiration?

After feeling inspired, I then have inspiring
thoughts comprised of fresh new creative ideas
and insights, and feel compelled to take action
with these ideas and create something new and
wonderful. My mind is very focused too.

How am I inspired?

I am inspired from the heart, often when I have
had an experience that has changed me and given
me a new awareness, new insights and clarity of
where I am going. I am also inspired from my
heart when I am in the moment, in the flow.
People also inspire me from the heart and touch
my heart. Books and movies also do the same for
me.

The exact moment when I feel inspired from the
heart is usually when something clicks for me and
when my mind is relaxed and calm.

How can you be inspired every day?

Here are my top 3 tips on how to be inspired from
the Heart.

Always focus on what you want and do not focus on
what you don’t want. Whatever
you focus on you attract.

Relax and calm your mind and you will begin to
feel inspired and get insights.

Watch an inspiring movie or read an inspiring
book that touches your heart.

Listen to inspiring music that touches your
heart

Talk to someone who inspires you.

Caroline Douglas is a Life Coach that gets
results and helps you find inspiration in your
heart. Sign up for her mailing lists
(www.carolinedouglasfromtheheart.com) Email her
any questions & comments you may have at
caroline@carolinedouglasfromtheheart.com

Caroline Douglas is a Life Coach that gets
results and helps you find inspiration in your
heart. Sign up for her mailing lists
(http://www.carolinedouglasfromtheheart.com) Email her
any questions & comments you may have at
caroline@carolinedouglasfromtheheart.com

How to Feel God’s Love for You

God loves and appreciates you. The amount of love and
appreciation from God that you feel is directly proportionate to how
much you are willing to love yourself.

If you beat yourself up,
get upset when things don’t go right, tell yourself that there’s
something wrong with you, you won’t feel God’s love. If you don’t
appreciate yourself, you won’t feel appreciated by God. If you hold any
grudges or resentments against yourself, you will block what you want
the most: God’s love for you.

You have to learn to appreciate
yourself before you can accept that God loves you. You have to love
yourself before you feel worthy enough to accept God’s unconditional
love.

In God’s eyes, you are perfect. God is about feeling love
itself. God is love. Since you are created in God’s image, you are
love. God always adores you. But the only time you can feel it is when
you love yourself. Even if it’s only a little bit.

Since the
amount of love and appreciation from God that you feel is directly
proportionate, if you love yourself a little, you will feel a little
loved by God. If you love yourself a lot, the love will flow to you
like the waves flow in the ocean. When you hate yourself, God still
loves you; you just can’t feel it because you are not close enough to
connect to it.

God doesn’t care if you hate or love yourself;
that’s your choice. God’s choice is to always love you. If you allow
it, you will always feel His love

Written & Copyrighted by Beth Turner.

Receive Beth’s FREE How to Attract God’s Prosperity e-course by visiting http://www.ChristianBiblicalProsperity.com. You can also discover more about living the life God desires for you http://www.ChristianBiblicalProsperity.com.

joke joke joke

> Kung nag-Gay language lang sana sina GMA and Garci,
> eh di sana walang gulo ngayon...
> GMA: Hallooo Gracia!
> Garci: Yes mother! Nachukchak ko na po yung mga
> chuva ek-ek!
> GMA: Bonggacious! Eh yung mga tienes-tienes,
> carry na ba?
> Garci: Winnie santos mama! Wiz na worry!
> Eclavou na ever!
> GMA: Ang tarush! Babush!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Erap: Pre, ang bilis ko natapos buuin yung puzzle!
> Juan: Talaga pare? Gaano kabilis?
> Erap: 5 months!
> Juan: Ang tagal naman!
> Erap Tanga! Anong matagal?!
> Nakalagay nga dito "For 3 years and up!"

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> ERap: Lintik na ibon yon...Iniputan ako!
> Guard: Sir, sandali lang po kukuha ako ng
> toilet paper...
> Erap: Wag na! Paano mo pa mapupunasan yung
> pwet non eh nakalipad na! Tanga ka talaga!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> FVR: Erap, may gift ako sayo from India....
> 10 feet na snake...
> Erap: Ows! Niloloko mo ba ako!? Di ako ganon
> katanga...wala namang feet ang snake noh!
> Gagong Toh!
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

> Erap calling emergency hotline:
> Please send help asap! My daughter is giving birth
> and turning blue.....
> Operator: CAlm down sir! Is this her first baby?
> Erap: Gago! This is her father!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Erap: Tamad! Di ba sabi ko sayo diligan mo
> ang mga halaman!
> Hardinero: Sir, umuulan naman po kasi eh!
> Erap: Magpapalusot ka pa! Tanga!.....
> Eh di magkapote ka!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Erap: Doc, I accidentally swallowed a chicken bone!
> Doctor: Is it choking?
> Erap: No doc. It's Max's!
> Doctor: I didn't mean chowking. I said, are you choking?
> Erap: No doc, I'm serious!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> GMA: I'm planning to stop poverty and mass starvation.
> Erap: Alam mo Gloria..yung poverty madaling pigilin...
> pero ang MAsturbation...Aba eh magisip-isip ka muna...
> human rights violation yan!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Erap: Lintik na shampoo to ayaw bumula
> Maid: Sir eh hindi pa po basa buhok niyo
> Erap : eh for Dry Hair nga eh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Naliligo si Erap ng biglang lumindol... Taranta siyang lumabas
> na hubo't hubad......
> Guard: Sir, may nakalimutan po ata kayong suotin....
> Erap: Ay shet! ang Wristband ko!.. Oh No

Super funny

Pedro: Galing ako sa doktor, nakabili nako ng hearing aid. Grabe!
ang
linaw
na ng pandinig ko!
Juan: Talaga?! Magkano bili mo?
Pedro: Kahapon lang.

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LOLO: Gino paabot nga ng kape ko
APO: Lo, Gina po
LOLO: Gino paabot nga ng kutchara
APO: Lo, Gina po
LOLO: Punyeta ka Gino! Tigil-tigilan mo yang kabaklaan mo!

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WIFE: Himala! aga mong umuwi ngayon.
HUSBAND: Sunod ko lang utos ng boss ko. Sabi nya "GO TO HELL",
kaya
ito
uwi agad ako..

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Lasing (takot): may multo sa banyo natin!
Wife: Ha? Bakit?
Lasing: kasi bumubukas yung ilaw pag papasok ako ng banyo eh.
Wife: punyeta ka! ikaw pala umiihi sa ref!

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Newborn Chinese names:
Born secretly
TINA GO
Born Swindled
LINO CO
Born without light
ANDY LIM
Born Fat
BOB UY
Born different
EVA YAN
Born blind
KENNETH SY

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DAD: anak, bili mo ko softdrinx
ANAK: Coke or pepsi?
D: Coke
A: Diet or regular?
D: regular
A: bote o can?
D: bote
A: 8 oz o litro?
D: Punyeta!! tubig na lang!
A: viva o wilkins?

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Juan: bday ng asawa ko
Pedro: ano regalo mo?
Juan: tinanong ko kung ano gusto niya.
P: ano naman sinabi?
J: Kahit ano basta may DIAMOND.
P: ano binigay mo?
J: Baraha.

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Teacher: We are descendants of Adam and Eve!
Student: That's not true! My dad says we are descendants of an
Ape!
Teacher: We are not talking about your FAMILY!

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RUSSIAN: we're 1st in space
USA: we're 1st in the moon
ERAP: we'll be the 1st in the sun
USA: u can't go there, you'll burn
ERAP: we're not stupid, we'll go there at NIGHT!

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KRIMINAL1: "Pare, sigurado ka bang dito dadaan yung papatayin
natin?"
KRIMINAL2: "Oo, nagtataka nga ako, 1 oras na tayo dito wala parin
siya!

Sana naman wlang nangyaring masama sa kanya..

GOD

in our life
there are many
problemz we face

sometimes to hard
for us to handle
and
sometimes we easyly
give up..,
you know what keeps
our hEart fytin.,?

A biG piece of Our life

Called


GoD

;)